Comparisons

Me: [My best friend] and I went shopping today! We almost bought the same pants.

Boyfriend: There's no way. She is so skinny. She is way skinnier than you. There's no way you'd fit in the same pants as her.

Me: Um. We're the same size.

Boyfriend: No way. She's so thin. You could never fit into her clothes.

Me: We share clothes.

Boyfriend: *rolls over and goes to sleep*

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+ 2 for being relentlessly insistent about it

+1 for bailing on the conversation with sleep

Total: 3

Words are hard

Boyfriend: "I was just talking to all my friends and they were saying how much they love skinny girls and I said I like you better"

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+1 for later insisting he meant "scrawny"